“StreatorStuff” Admin bans Streator Mysteries, claims we are not “not a person”!

                  Streator believers, mysterians, and general fans, it seems the day has finally come. We knew it would happen sooner or later, but we thought we had more time. It’s time for us to reveal our identity to you. And we are doing it for a very important reason. We all know how vital “StreatorStuff” the well known facebook group, is to our community. You may have heard the news that we have been permanently banned from the group, so as good investigators, we decided to find out why!

                We have an anonymous inside source inside the group who was able to point us in the right direction. After contacting an unnamed admin of the group, we were given a shocking answer as to why we can no longer participate in yard sale postings. Nina Marie, I mean, the anonymous admin’s official statement is a simple “no comment”, but during the conversation she let the truth slip. Another admin, who actually remains unknown, says we were removed because we were “not a person”.

                What does this mean!? Is it possible that during all our years of investigations, we have some how missed the biggest mystery!? If we are not a person, what exactly are we? Are we reptilian? Do we unknowingly have alien DNA? I mean we always looked different from the other kids in school, but that’s just puberty, right? Or perhaps it is none of the above, maybe we are androids, so perfectly designed that even we were unaware of our own mysterious origins.

                This situation has given us a lot to consider, and we must do some serious soul searching. Perhaps we will go on a native American spirit quest to find our answers, in the meantime we plan to continue to serve the Streator community to the best of our ability the only way we know how, by continuing to investigate the paranormal, the odd, and the strange. Who knows, maybe we can make a bigger difference from the inside.

                Thank you for following us on this journey, I hope you learn to love us, as we in time, learn to accept ourselves for whatever we are. Special thanks to Nina Marie, I mean, an anonymous admin for opening our slimly eyes to the truth that was just beneath the surface. Maybe someday, we can be friends.

                Streator Mysteries is a nonprofit paranormal journalist organization. Our stories are based on independent investigations, anonymous sources, and eye witness accounts, thus should be taken with a grain (or shaker) of salt. For legal reasons we consider ourselves a “parody” news source, but the truth is out there if you are willing to look for it. Streator Mysteries, answering the questions nobody is asking.